Buyer beware

What the tag said: these CDs are so worthless that they should be hung in a tree to scare birds.

What I saw: Clarinet music!!

The final verdict: Mr. Lewis’ “Best of” album is terrible. The man has no swing, no jive, no nuthin’. He took a bunch of perfectly good songs, slowed them down, removed the syncopation, and added a dose of self-pity. No no no. Beyond that: a bootleg of Adele’s 25, not one but three discs of pan pipes music (really amazingly cool for the first 30 seconds), somebody’s shockingly boring videos from a trip to Japan, and some other stuff I can’t even remember.

10 discs for $2… you get what you pay for.