This terrible photo is of a scissor lift, the kind you use to wash a second story window or change lightbulbs in a ballroom chandelier. It was parked outside the other night as we were walking home from somewhere.
This lift is owned by Accessman, who rent out all manner of tall things. I like their phone number, and even more their willingness to stake their whole marketing effort on a gag.
And the Accessman logo is also a reference / gag / pun: an A inside the astrological Mars symbol, used to mean “male” in medical shorthand and by people who focus on gender, pointing straight up.
Well done Accessman, you’re really reaching new heights!