Happy Zombie Jesus Day

from the whole pride. 

I really tried to come up with a way to turn “pride” into “parade” because then I could do something with “Easter Parade.” And with those oh-so-fabulous ears, I’ve got Pride in there too! Maybe it’s how Paula Deen pronounces both pride and parade, puh-ride? 

But I couldn’t find it, the elusive thread to tie it all together. I still think it’s out there, and if I could call the Daily Show writers maybe we could find it together. What a proud moment if we caught that meme, the kind of wordplay to bring the whole post back to life, worthy of celebrating with a ticker tape…

Or else the joke wouldn’t work, it might really lay a big multicolored egg.