Hobbiton Tour
Short version: OMG great.
Long version:

Once upon a time a location scout was flying around in a helicopter and saw a really great tree.

so they started to imagine how it would look as Hobbiton, the Shire.

Encouraged by Tolkeinsian omens such as preternaturally wise birds, and a contract with the local sheep farmer,



they started building hobbit holes. It was just temporary at first, enough to get the LOTR movies out the door, but then…


people started to show up. Hobbits, after all. People love hobbits.

A lot of people, willing to pay. Mostly hobbit-like in their demeanor, although there were some orc’ish moments with umbrellas and selfie sticks.

So they hired tour guides, leased a fleet of buses, built everything to a more permanent standard, and created an empire dressed up as a village.

Now there’s a complete infrastructure if you know where and how to look.

They added the Green Dragon pub (where yes you can rent it out and get married), so you leave even happier than you arrived. In addition to the good beer, you could buy a scone. Like this guy from our group, who I caught here rubbing the crumbs off his hands in a kind My Precioussss moment. He had gotten every LOTR trivia question right without breaking a sweat. It was very validating when he took his jacket off to reveal his Star Wars shirt. A poly-geek.
Please come visit so we have an excuse to go back.
A week in the life
Along with jargon, I try to eschew the various Facebook ‘challenges’ that clog up the newsfeed. Facebook has won the keep in touch effortlessly game, but there’s soooo much noise and crap to wade through.
But somehow, the current thing caught me: one B&W photo per day, no people, no explanations. Since I’ve been traveling this week, all the better. I didn’t spread the virus, but I would recommend it.
Here are my pics, color restored, with all the narrative details I wanted to put in…

At the achingly quaint Parnell Village shops (shoppes?). I was killing time while Lee was in the eyeglass shop.

These big agaves (this one’s maybe 4 ft across) are a popular landscape plant here. We have some smaller ones in the patio. I walk past this one en route to work.

Lake Rotorua, on whose shores I’m staying this week for a conference.

A pukeko, aka purple swamp hen, in the Government Gardens I walked through en route to the conference each day.

Workshop day, woo-hoo! Of course I like my work, and of course I get to see a lot in the places I am privileged to go do it. But still, there’s that wistful moment where you leave the things that make each place unique and special and enter the hotel conference room that is exquisitely engineered to be just the same as everywhere else.

But it’s just a moment. With sponsorship from the Microsoft hegemony, we had an AMAZING dinner outing, hanging out for hours with old and new work-friends.

Māori carving and the Prince’s Gate and Archway, Rotorua. The local people were pretty cooperative with the English, being relatively content with their hot pools and abundant everything, not nearly as warlike as some other areas. And of course, colonization. Anyway, when the Duke and Duchess of York came to visit in 1901, everything was quite cordial. As with many colonized peoples, the Māori have gone on to serve with distinction in His and Her Majesty’s military, and as a group are about as pro-Monarchy as anyone.
So, thank you Marcus for getting me in this. I enjoyed the challenge of posting a picture every day, the added interest of doing it in black and white, and seeing other friends’ efforts. Some have been unsurprisingly artful and evocative, but others’ photo skills were more of a pleasant revelation. So, Facebook, keep up the good work until you can be replaced by something better.
Well, there’s your problem
She: So this thing on Facebook, only true every 1000th year? That’s just dumb, it’s always like that.
He: Facebook is full of stuff from the dollar store that they grind up and feed to you by flinging it at you with a spoon.
Wai-O-Tapu
After my conference in Rotorua ended on Friday, Lee came down for the weekend!!! We booked tours on Saturday, here’s our morning activity, the amazing geothermal area of Wai-O-Tapu…


First stop, 5 minutes at the bubbling mud pits. Actually quite mesmerizing… If it hadn’t been raining so hard.
Then on to the Lady Knox Geyser.

Despite the big crowd with their over large umbrellas, the guy gave an interesting history of the site. This geyser is interesting in that it doesn’t normally erupt. There are a couple different layers of water, and normally the super-heated water is kept safely under ground by a layer of cooler water on top. But if you add soap to break the surface tension, as a group of prisoners washing clothes in the spring did about 100 years ago,
Then on to the main attraction, the big geothermal park at Wai-O-Tapu.

The tour brochure promised us one of the 20 most surreal places on earth. I don’t really know what surreal means, other than through examples from Kafka, Dali, and so on. Does finding yourself in a cafeteria and gift shop waiting for the rain to die down instead of oohing and aahing at hot springs count as surreal? Quite possibly yes.

Luckily, they had rain ponchos for sale. Fortified with coffee and danish, off we went.



Altogether we walked about 2 miles on nice trails. There were lots of craters and bubbling mud and steam. Some were especially bright colored, some not so much. The rain lessened and the sun peeked out.

The very last pool on the loop was the most amazing green color… smart to put that one at the end!
Most surreal? Maybe, maybe not, but still pretty cool.
Get noticed
Wow, I thought, that’s cool and amazing!
Then later I saw a very similar van painted like the Mystery Machine from Scooby-Doo. Hmmm.
Turns out it’s a rental company… making Jucy Lucy look all stodgy and corporate.
Rotovegas
This week, I’ve been at a work thing in beautiful Rotorua, about three hours south of Auckland. I’m not sure why it’s called Rotovegas, but it is, so roll with it. There was a dinner outing at the Skyline Gondola, which would be one of the smallest ski areas in America if it were a ski area. Or in America. Here, I’m just about to get on the little luge cart thingy and careen (career? both?) down the rain-slicked track. Way fun, and no scars unlike the last time I tried this with Frank in Utah.

This is the museum building, closed indefinitely pending seismic upgrades. Sad. In the foreground, people play croquet, not sad at all.
Rotorua is known for its stinky hot springs, which are literally everywhere… most of the town is powered by the abundant geothermal energy. Here are a couple shots of some outdoor springs in parks around downtown…
More hot springs in another post.
And actually, more of everything in another post… it’s time to go sit in the hot tub.
23 Skidon’t
Yesterday I went on the weekly group ride organized by Mt. Eden Cycles, which seems like the bike shop I will most likely hang out at. Still haven’t found my pub away from home, but maybe I have a bike shop.
Anyway, the route went up and down Scenic Drive in the Waitakeres, one of the most popular hilly routes within easy riding distance of central Auckland. It turns out that my bike’s gearing is too macho for me, with a 53-39 up front and only sporting a 23-tooth cog in the back. While I was grinding away up the hill, barely able to turn the pedals, other less fit people were blithely passing me, their legs moving in a much more comfortable rhythm. I did get some respect at the après-velo coffee shop for not getting dropped worse in that gear, but it’s still preferable to just not get dropped at all.
That gearing was pretty standard when the bike was new a dozen years ago, and is still what you’d commonly see on a serious racer’s bike, as long as lots of climbing wasn’t expected. But I n recognition of the range of people who buy good road bikes these days (Chris Froome, but also myself, John Kerry, etc.), bike manufacturers have generally featured easier ratios in recent years. Luckily, it’s a cheap fix to switch out the rear cogs for something more civilized.
This route rolls around every fourth week, so next time I expect to be ready.
Bush bashing
Before humans arrived in New Zealand, there were no land mammals here. Now, we have rats and rabbits and possums and stoats and so on, all introduced by mistake. It’s probably impossible to put the toothpaste completely back into the tube, but there is an ongoing effort to keep the population of pests in check.

My colleague Brendan, above, volunteers with the park service to periodically run a trap line out in the Waitakere range, mostly catching rats, and the occasional weasel or possum. He sent an invite around for people to join him this weekend and two of us did.
Here’s Joni from Jakarta, a seemingly mild-mannered software developer, who turned out to be quite the woodsman…
Joni is looking at a fern known locally as hen and chicks, which makes fiddleheads that are apparently good to eat and definitely pretty…

We wandered around on a tiny little trail, through the forest for about 3 hours, with Brendan sharing lots of info about plants and trees and stuff. It was quite weird to not think about ticks or poison ivy or anything… there isn’t any poisonous or venomous stuff here at all. At least not yet.

We followed a beautiful little stream for a while…


Those stream pics look amazing with the new iPhone loop effect… it’s like living in Harry Potter land.

This fern is growing out of a fallen tree trunk right in the stream. For reference it’s about 6 or 7 feet across.
Although we didn’t cover all that much distance, about 5 miles, I’m happily exhausted from all the bending under supplejack vines and dodging around tree ferns and slipping in the mud and stuff.















