Supermegafragilegobiggeryachtsatrocious

It’s an inevitable part of visiting SXM to wow at the tycoon yachts. They are beautiful, but in the Trump era I can’t help thinking about the strength of the social compact. Mobs, pitchforks, guillotines, that sort of thing. Presumably these guys know what they’re doing, and the system is as fair as it needs to be. 

This one is mostly made of lingerie, and other women’s fashion:

This one is made of Macs and iPhones:

This one is spun as if by magic out of Egyptian phone calls:

And the biggest of all (second in the world actually, but damn big), what’s it made of? I don’t know exactly, but to quote my Croatian tour guide, “this guy is very close with Putin.”