You have to use special airplane duct tape to keep your tray table in its full upright and locked position.
It’s OK to repair the handrail near the summit of Piestawa (formerly Squaw Peak) with duct tape.
It’s ok to use camouflage duct tape if your Camry is too sexy for your repair budget.
In Great Barrington, it’s okay to fix the streetlights with duct tape.
Headlamp assembly repairs should be effected with black duct tape for discretion.
In Brattleboro, it’s OK to fix your car with black duct tape if you use a blue border.
This wasn’t taken in Brattleboro but I’m glad to learn that the duct tape school of auto repair has adherents in other places.
In Brattleboro it’s OK to fix the sidewalk with duct tape.
Brattleboro has more than its share of quirky vehicles. Here’s an old Honda CB-360 with a duct tape and baling wire sidecar, a bunch of spare tires, an opaque windscreen, and a couple of jerricans.
Brattleboro Adventure – the Auckland Edition 