Not what you want to see on your morning walk.
Meat raffle
Had to look this one up, and I definitely didn’t expect what I found out…
It turns out this is a raffle where the prize is… wait for it… some meat!
Trump Trump
Powershop is in electric company down here in New Zealand, and they want you to switch from whoever your electric company is now to them. They have blanketed the town with this Trump Trump campaign and it is absolutely wonderful.
Henrietta Frankenstein
For obvious reasons, Henrietta is a well-known figure in the Retreat Cemetery, which has been newly spruced up thanks to a recent grant.
I had to go look up what the “Æ” means in this context: it’s an abbreviation for anno aetatis suae, which in this context means that she died in the 67th year of her life.
Eureka! We found it!
My colleague found the switch that controls the Internet. It’s safely kept aloft in a jet, guarded by shock troops disguised as flight attendants (which explains a lot).
Brattleboro Adventure – the Auckland Edition 