Frost Place is a small street that runs along the “other side” of Whetstone Creek. It could be renamed to something like “all the scary parts of Appalachia transplanted into the middle of a small hippy’fied Vermont town.”

My own private island

Lately, I’ve been hanging around with a number of people who own their own islands, and, honestly, I think that’s pretty cool.

A couple of months ago we found this slab of wood in one of our local used furniture shops, and had the base custom fabricated.

Now, I too have my own private island, and best of all, it fits in my kitchen!

802 Burger
Our latest local food truck attempt is called 802 Burger, and it appears to be a couple of teenagers who thought they could make a go of the restaurant business. Unfortunately, I have been waiting almost 20 minutes for my burger, even though there are only a couple of other patrons. At the premium prices they’re charging, this sort of thing just won’t work.

I was disappointed to hear the name Whistlepig in this NPR story, as I recently shelled out $70 at a “local foods” event for some of their delicious rye whiskey. But, sure enough, there it is in black and white… “bottled in” Vermont instead of “distilled in” Vermont, and “Product of Canada” on the back label. Oh well… it’s still delicious. At least I didn’t spend thousands for fake wine!!

Why Your ‘Small-Batch’ Whiskey Might Taste A Lot Like The Others

Cuts to the Cold War Maintenance Budget have made it necessary to repair the hotline with duct tape. The Lieutenant Colonel who decided on bacon duct tape was reprimanded.

Just passing through

This car proudly displayed its recent attendance at a convention in Pittsburgh aimed at people who love to dress up in adult-sized furry animal costumes.

As far as I can tell from the Internetz, if you’re on a date with someone who confesses this “furry" hobby, you should probably say something like “I’m so sorry we can’t ever ever see each other again. You see, my last boyfriend was a Morris Dancer, and even that was way too much for me.”

Not with a bang, but with a groan

The 2014 Tour de France finally ended yesterday. It is the only sporting event I really try to pay attention to year after year, but this year’s edition somehow seemed almost as difficult for me as it did for the riders. Well, not really, but relative to the amount of effort I usually put in I seemed to have to put in more this time, just as they did.

Somehow, from the very first day which started with a hard road race instead of a ceremonial mini time trial, everyone was tired for the whole thing. On TV, the racers looked extra pale under their helmets, and so so skinny, just looking forward to a hot bath and a place to lay down.

I love listening to Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen call the action, along with the colorful commentary of Bob Roll and the rotating cast of “announcer guy.” But this year, with storyline number one: Chris Froome, and storyline
number two: Alberto Contador, crashing out early, they seem to drift, struggling to latch onto any interesting moment, any human drama at all, no matter how silly. The lovely veneer that they manage to paint over the race seemed to crack: for three weeks it was a lot of guys pedaling as fast as they could… and that was about that. It certainly didn’t help that the seemingly unchallenged winner doesn’t speak English, or apparently even speak much to the media in his native Italian. Vincenzo Nibali, I hardly knew ye.

I don’t know if the course was too hard, or if some reduction in doping led to momentary lapses of attention on the part of the riders and the crews, but whatever it was, the race seemed somehow haphazard and harried this year, even as they tried to introduce cool new television features like handlebar cams. I’m sure it’s never been easy to put on an event of such magnitude, but this year you could see them working behind-the-scenes in a way that I don’t remember from past editions.

Perhaps the biggest disappointment was to see the apparent lack of organization in Team Sky, who seemed on the verge of creating a new dynasty. Their riders crashed far too often, and crashed emotionally as well, making me wonder what happened to the”next big thing.” Now, it looks like we have to lay our hopes on Russian oligarch Tinkoff for the next dominant team in pro cycling, closely rivaled by the bewilderingly funded Astana team.

I’ll be back next year. of course, as will all those skinny, pallid, little engines as they take on whatever crazy roads the organizers throw at them. Here’s hoping that the 102nd edition will bring my memories of power and grace and excitement back to the forefront, while letting the grit and pain and monotony fade into the background.

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