Supermegafragilegobiggeryachtsatrocious

It’s an inevitable part of visiting SXM to wow at the tycoon yachts. They are beautiful, but in the Trump era I can’t help thinking about the strength of the social compact. Mobs, pitchforks, guillotines, that sort of thing. Presumably these guys know what they’re doing, and the system is as fair as it needs to be. 

This one is mostly made of lingerie, and other women’s fashion:


This one is made of Macs and iPhones:


This one is spun as if by magic out of Egyptian phone calls:


And the biggest of all (second in the world actually, but damn big), what’s it made of? I don’t know exactly, but to quote my Croatian tour guide, “this guy is very close with Putin.”

Park and Ride

Biking buddy Carl put out a call the other day that he wanted to ride a particular stretch of dirt road on Friday, and who would like to join, and somehow I was the only one to respond.

So, mid-morning he and I set off toward Stratton. At home, it was sunny, breezy, and 50. Up there, it was mostly cloudy, windy, and 42.

We parked at the Grout Pond access lot and rode down, then up, then down and down and down some more, on what is now known as Kelley Stand Road, formerly the Sunderland Turnpike. Although the road is closed in winter, it was actually quite good, any car could have navigated it (until the snow comes), and we saw a surprising amount of traffic.

Nearly all the ride was within Green Mountains National Park. We crossed over the Appalachian trail , and passed by Beebe Pond, which offered a nice view through the now-bare trees.

Carl’s a local, and a well-read kind of guy, so I wasn’t surprised to hear him start telling me that we were just near the spot where Daniel Webster had given a famous speech back in the day.

We coasted on down the road, following Lyman Brook downstream, until we hit Kansas Road at the bottom of the hill. Now we’re actually in Sunderland, home to about a thousand souls, and also to Orvis, whose catalogs are always a pleasure.

But what goes down… we retraced our route much more slowly. Even as the temperature dropped and a few snowflakes swirled, we got warmer and warmer, peeling off a layer partway up.

Just at the end of the ride, Carl spotted The Rock…

Quite a story! The 1840 Presidential Campaign turned out to be a bit of a turning point in American Presidential politics, and I’m sure the story resonates with me all the more given that most of my Facebook friends think that American politics as we know it may have just been killed by the election of Sleazebag-for-life… and I’m not completely convinced they’re wrong.

So, down the rabbit hole. The Whigs in 1836 couldn’t agree on a nominee, and so they simply submitted four candidates. For the 1840 race, they were determined to have only a single candidate. In 1839, they decided on war hero William Henry Harrison to run against incumbent Democrat Martin van Buren. Van Buren was a technocrat and career politician from a middle-class upbringing, and was seen as arrogant and out of touch with the Common People. The Common People, in their turn, were still reeling from the economic reversals they suffered in the Great Panic of 1837. Wait just a damn minute… is this sounding a little too eerily familiar?

But it’s all true, as far as an hour on the Internet can tell me. Van Buren painted Harrison as a boor, a rube, with some dismissive comment about log cabins and hard cider. And suddenly that became the campaign slogan.. Harrison was the scion of an aristocratic, slave-owning family, but he embraced the whole rough-and-tumble thing (having in fact spent some time in the frontier wilderness known as Ohio) Harrison’s Whigs, including the great Daniel Webster, set out around the country holding great rallies. As an aside, in Michael Pollans’ book The Botany of Desire, he hypothesizes that Johnny Appleseed was primarily in the cider business, since you can’t reliably grow good eating apples from seed…

This was the first time anybody had ever actively campaigned for President. Although ‘log cabins and hard cider’ is a slogan now remembered mostly by amateur historians, the other motto from that year lasted much longer: Tippecanoe and Tyler Too. We know how the story ends… the wily, and I would say disingenuous, campaigner trounced the well-qualified incumbent by claiming to be a a Man of the People. I’m sure he would have appointed his sons to the Transition Team, and even to important posts in the government, but he died only a month after being elected. Some say he caught his death in the cold delivering America’s longest-ever Inaugural Address. Doubtful to my way of thinking… but who knows?

So, back to Sunderland… you’re as ready to be done with this bike ride as I was at that point… couldn’t really feel my toes any more.. didn’t wear quite enough clothes around the extremities.

July 7-8, 1840. The word went out all over Southern New England that there would be a great rally in Stratton, VT. People immediately began felling spruce trees for a 100-foot log cabin built solely for the occasion. Whiggish supporters invented the Tailgate Party by driving their own log cabins, mounted on wagons behind horse teams, from miles away and parking them in this field on top of a hill. And Daniel Webster came and gave what we can only guess was a hell of a speech. We can only guess, because nobody bothered to really take down the substance of what he said… newspapers in that time and place were mostly political propaganda machines, and so the details didn’t matter: hearing the actual details of what was said wouldn’t really change anybody’s mind anyway. Clinton-Trump debates, anyone?

There’s an ancient Chinese saying that unpredictable change is the only thing that lasts forever, and I mostly believe that. At the same time, I’m a believer in a parallel truth to the effect that there isn’t all that much new under the sun… and at least regarding political campaigns, that truth seems stronger at the moment.

Levers and Switches

You certainly don’t escape the upcoming US election by traveling halfway around the world… It’s a daily topic on the news here, and every local person we talk to asks us about it. All we can do is shrug our shoulders self-deprecatingly… What’s to say?

Seeing this seemingly prosperous, harmonious little island function does make you think about the right and the wrong way to govern. Mostly people can get a lot of things done without the government being involved, but for all the rest, there are as many choices about how we should govern ourselves as there are things that need to be governed.

My first experience of doing things differently here came at my very first meal, on New Zealand Labour Day. When I went in the restaurant, I was told there was a 15% surcharge in effect. OK, I said, too tired to really care one way or the other. It turns out there is mandated overtime pay on state holidays, but restaurant owners are allowed to recoup the extra costs with a surcharge. Some people decide that it’s just not worth it to open up on holidays and so they don’t.

Is that a good policy, or not? Employees get extra pay for working an unusual shift, a common practice in hospitals back home, but not necessarily in restaurants. If some businesses stay closed, does that mean more people spend more time with the family, improving national cohesiveness? Is economic growth helped or hindered by this policy? Who can say? It’s how things work here. They’ve turned a certain set of switches and dials to achieve a certain set of ends.

On our tour of Parliament, we learned about how people vote here: you get two votes, one for the party, and one for your favorite candidate. There is proportional representation in the legislature, meaning it is possible for an unpopular party to seat a popular candidate… and vice versa. Seems to work well for the Green Party, who never win any districts out right, but consistently poll at between 10 and 15%, so they get a few seats.

Trump Trump

Powershop is in electric company down here in New Zealand, and they want you to switch from whoever your electric company is now to them. They have blanketed the town with this Trump Trump campaign and it is absolutely wonderful.

Doesn’t every parking lot kiosk have a house?

Well, ours does… maybe keeping it out of the weather will help it not be out of order so often. 

As we come up on five years of relatively close observation around these parts, it seems like parking meters and traffic lights have gotten an inordinate amount of municipal attention. On Main Street we just replaced several chirpy walk signals with a much quieter talking signal… after just two or three years. All in the name of progress, I guess. 

Helpful Directions


Oui, Monsieur, you are looking to compensate for something, perhaps there has been some question about your masculinity? Simply follow this street to the corner of Le Boulévard Davidsonne, and you will find what you need. 

Bedfellows 


My American stuff and my bunkmate Vlad’s Russian stuff… how much “new and improved” do I really need in a toothbrush? Perhaps our consumer culture has gone a little too far. 

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