Top secret

Sometimes the Reformer gives new meaning to the ‘classified’ ads. A couple weeks ago I puzzled over “good quality with 4 chairs, $60.” Are you paying for the quality or the chairs? And if good quality can really be had so cheaply, shouldn’t I buy some and take it to work?

Now it’s this one. Maybe it’s really social commentary… If all the stray longhaired males, regardless of species, ended up at the Humane Society, would the world finally be safe from Lynyrd Skynyrd cover bands?