Upstairs, downstairs -or- Unexpected events -or- Strange bedfellows

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Vive la différence

Mr. Financial Planner, I’d like you to meet your new downstairs neighbor, Mr. TATTOO. I’m sure you two will you have much in common. Indeed, I predict you’ll find many of your clients in common.

Just a couple hundred dollars a month can get you a slice of a very fine life insurance policy, or a kick-ass Chinese dragon fairy skull motto barbed wire Maori graphic.